1. Question: “Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?”
Answer: “Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash
2. Question: “Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?”
Answer: “Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion
3. Questions: “Why Do Men Wear Underwear?”
Answer: “As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time“
4. Questions: “Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?”
Answer: “They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure“
5. Question: Why Do Women Wear Panty?
Answer: Because State Law Says All Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.
What are your thoughts, do you think that this picture has been photoshopped or do you think that people are just over reacting?
In a video leaked to the Daily Sun, a toddler is seen locked in the bathroom trying to free herself after being bound on her wrists, legs and mouth with masking tape so her carer could watch TV.
A woman told the Bulawayo Regional court on Thursday that her boyfriend shoved a cooking stick into her private part to “measure” how she was sexually involved with other men – and accused her of being a prostitute.
He allegedly sat in the lounge before carrying her to the bedroom and placing her on the bed. She alleged that her boyfriend then lifted her leg and rested the foot on his shoulder while pressing the other one on the bed. Read more…
A Harare’s Crowborough man is bitter after allegedly losing his wife to his neighbour whom he trusted as a neighbour and nephew.
Willmore Taonei said he got to know of the illicit affair between his wife Sithule Nyathi and Charles Marima from his Grade One child who told him that they had gone for Christmas holidays in Gweru with the alleged home wrecker.
Nyathi has since disputed the claims, saying Taonei was forcing her to sleep with him yet he is suspected to be suffering from a sexually transmitted infection. She said she could not risk her life and that she was happy to leave him.
Marima could not be reached for comment as he was not picking his mobile phone. Efforts to locate him at his house were futile as he was said not to be though though word was awash in the suburb that the two were allegedly mad in love. Read more…
A 17-YEAR-OLD herd boy from Bulilima was arrested after he took his relationship with his herd to a shocking level. He was caught quenching his sexual appetite on his employer’s female goat.
The juvenile who is from Ntaisi Village is employed by Sehlule Ncube, who is also from the area. Ncube heard her goats screaming in the middle of the night after the juvenile had penned them. She went to inquire and found her employee who is also her neighbour in action, busy like a rabbit, playing the ‘hide my sausage’ game with a goat. Read more…
While sex often leads to deadly diseases and subsequent death if done wrongly, however, when a faithful couple engages in sex at the right time, in the right way, it is said to be a remedy for curing lot’s of diseases and medical conditions.
Below are 25 known medical conditions researchers, doctors and scientists have discovered that sex can easily get rid of
1. Depression: Without the help of researchers, just about anyone can agree that sex will make you feel good about yourself and just a bit more confident. But one researcher has said there’s a scientific explanation that goes a bit farther. Professor Gordon Gallop says that there’s an unknown chemical in semen that has an antidepressant effect on women. Read more…