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Sipho’s answer on Interview

November 2nd, 2010 Go to comments

Panel: Tell us about yourself, your background, work experience, educational qualifications.

Sipho: Refer to my CV. I don’t have time to repeat things.

Panel: What do you know about this company?

Sipho: Irrelevant for now. Ask me a week after you have appointed me.

Panel: Why are you interested in working for this company?

Sipho: Why did you advertise?

Panel: Why must we employ you & not other candidates?

Sipho: I don’t answer irrelevant questions. Decision is on you.

Panel: What are your strengths and weaknesses?

Sipho: Strengths: I moer bosses, Weaknesses: I always leave early especially Fridays.

Panel: Describe when you had disagreement with your colleague & what you have done

Sipho: My ex-boss & I hit him.

Panel: Why do you want to leave your employer?

Sipho: Same answer as above.

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