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Chatroom miracles

November 23rd, 2010 Go to comments

Charmer: hello Sweetgal
Sweetgal: hi lover boy

Charmer: info about u please
Sweetgal: 15, female, curvaceous, cleavage, bootyliscious Soweto and you?

Charmer: mmmmmh, I am in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, around Soweto
Sweetgal: Ijoo 52? O madala serious. Same age as my dad.

Charmer: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.
Sweetgal: Do you have a wife?

Charmer: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.
Sweetgal: Then why do you like young girls?

Charmer: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy and fresh.
Sweetgal: I am also into older men with blackberries. cash and drive a German machine.

Charmer: I can offer all of that and more.
Sweetgal: I think we should meet because you are in Soweto and I am also in Soweto

Charmer: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my German machine sexy?
Sweetgal: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.

Charmer: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important.
Sweetgal: While still chatting let me continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that I am on Mxit, he will be mad at me.

Charmer: Which homework is that maybe I can assist you?
Sweetgal: Is a Life Orientation homework, my friend Thabang is assisting me.

Charmer: Haibo, your friend’s name is Thabang? Exactly where in Soweto are you?
Sweetgal: 25 Platinum Street , Protea and you?

Charmer: Thando is that you?????????
Sweetgal: Papa is that you??????!!!!

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