Seven Kinds Of Sex – (Naughty)
The 1st kind of sex is called … Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet Someone and you both have sex until you are Blue
in the face. ************
The 2nd kind of sex is called … Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for A short time and you are so needy you will
have Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
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The 3rd kind of sex is called … Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a Long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
you Usually have sex only in your bedroom.
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The 4th kind of sex is called … Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too Long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you Both say …. ‘F*%k You.’
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The 5th kind of sex is called … Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
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The 6th kind is called … Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She Takes you to court and screws you in
front of everyone.
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