Robert Mugabe's chauffeur
March 7th, 2011 Go to comments
Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were driving down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road and killed it instantly.
Mugabe tells his driver: "Go to da farm over there and explain to da owner of da pig what happen."
One hour later, Mugabe sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
"What happen to you?" Mugabe asks.
"Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me."
"My God! What did you tell them?" asked Mugabe.
The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe’s chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."
lolest , ja neh mugabe is the king