Funny Condom Advertising Slogans

  • Nike Condoms – Just do it.
  • Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life.
  • Vauxhall condoms – Raising the Standard!
  • Sony Condoms – Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
  • Microsoft Condoms – Where do you want to go today?
  • KFC Condoms – Finger Licking Good.
  • Burger King Condoms – Home of the Whopper.
  • M&Ms Condoms – Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
  • Galaxy Condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.
  • Minstrels Condoms – Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
  • Muller Light condoms – So much pleasure, but where’s the pain.
  • Safeway Condoms – Lightening the load
  • Tesco Condoms – Every little helps
  • Sainsbury Condoms – Making life taste better
  • Abbey National Condoms – Because life’s complicated enough
  • Coca Cola Condoms – The Real Thing.
  • Ever Ready Condoms – Keep going and going…
  • Flash Condoms – Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
  • Andrex Condoms – Soft, strong and very very long.
  • ESSO Condoms – The Eye of the Tiger
  • Macintosh Condoms – It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.
  • Pringles Condoms – Once you pop, you can’t stop.
  • Goodyear Condoms – For a longer ride go wide
  • FCUK condoms – No comment required!
  • Philips Condoms – Lets make things better!
  • Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.
  • BT condoms – Stay in touch!
  • Halfords Condoms – We go the extra mile!
  • Abbey National Condoms – Because life is complicated enough.
  • Pringles Condoms – Once you pop you can’t stop.
  • National Lottery Condoms – It could be you!
  • Energizer condoms – It keeps going and going and going…
  • The Star Trek Condom – To boldly go where no man has gone before.
  • Bounty condoms – A taste of paradise.
  • Pedigree chum condoms – Top breeders recommend it.
  • Nokia condoms – Connecting people.
  • One-2-One condoms – Who would you most like to have a 1-2-1 with?
  • Vodafone condoms – How are you?
    and last but not least…..
  • Windows condoms – Plug and Play!

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