Whose coke is it?
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said:
"Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with pain and labour.
She should be in my custody".
The judge turns to the husband and says "What do you have to say in
your defence?" The man sat for a while contemplating. Then slowly
"Your Honour, if I put a Rand in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, Whose Coke is it, the machines’ or mine?"