Your butt’s getting huge
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man looked over at his wife and said, “Your butt’s getting huge. I bet it’s bigger than the barbecue.”
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill. Then he went over to where his wife was working and measured her butt.
“I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!”
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband felt a little frisky. He made some advances toward her, but she completely brushed him off.
“What’s wrong?” he asked.
She replied, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”