3 types of women
There are three (3) types of women according to men’s perspective.
* She stays home and takes care of kids and household chores.
* She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
* Will always cook a good meal (NO MacDonald)
* you will never know what she does when you are at work.
* She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
* She bitches when you watch TV too long.
* You can’t play your music loud.
2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING – LADIES
* SHE DOES NOT NEED YOUR MONEY.
* She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to your
friends that u have a connected chick!! Pssst!!!
—You can even date other women with her car!!!
* She has a credit and petrol card for u when u r down and out.
* She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn’t
just feel like it (…and u wonder why we keep more than one of those at
* you’ll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
* She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
* She hates your friends; u can’t even go to the stadium once a month.
* She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc. (the list
goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
* You won’t have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will
insult you / your mother in English and French nogal.
* 3. GOLD DIGGERS (generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)
* VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin – Lord have mercy!!!Wow!!!!).
* She is sexy isn’t she? DAMN!!!
*To Make Matters Worse (Easy)She does Not Even Wear A Panty, You Got The Experience Mos!!!
* She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lay-bye, dry clean,
cosmetics)…and then spends the money on her "real"
* She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of
the relationship, Beware Maintenance Court is in your don’t
* SHE makes you go to the matric dance !!!!
*When ever there’s a misunderstanding, she’s quick to say you’re using
her. (but it’s quite the opposite)