Funny Women Jokes

Women Joke 1
Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

Women Joke 2
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”

Women Joke 3
How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.

Women Joke 4
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? – The dog. He ll shut up once you let him in.

Women Joke 5
What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.

Women Joke 6
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months! – I don’t like to interrupt her.

Women Joke 7
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by up to 90%. – It’s called wedding cake.

Women Joke 8
My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?” – I said, “Dust!”

Women Joke 9
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Women Joke 10
Why do men die before their wives? – They want to.

Women Joke 11
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading “Wife Wanted.” – The next day he received a hundred letters saying “You can have mine.”

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