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Free Sex with Fill-Up.

May 11th, 2011 Go to comments

Salim has a Petrol station in Mumbai and was trying to increase his
sales.

So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Fill-Up.”

Soon Ahmed pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. Van
Told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would
get his free sex. Ahmed guessed 8, and Salim said, “You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.”

A week later, Ahmed along with his buddy Khan, and pulled in for
Another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. Salim again asked him to
guess the correct number.

He guessed 2 this time. Salim said, “Sorry, it was 3. You were close,
but no free sex this time.”

As they were driving away, Ahmed said to his buddy, “I think that game
Is rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex.”

Khan replied, ” No no no no, it ain’t rigged.
My wife won twice last week.”

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