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Making love to a dead person

May 26th, 2011 Go to comments

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person) 

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I’ve never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn’t lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"

The man replied, "I’ll give you THREE good reasons: 
1. It’s none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and…..
3I didn’t KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

LADIES, PLEASE TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME.
GUYS, IF A LADY IS NOT MOVING, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.

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