Learn to shut up

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked

for R200,00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused

state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than

30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new

clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her

husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was

going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another job.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than

thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly R1 million.

Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were

worth over R2 million. She explained that she had ‘charged’

him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments.

The husband was so astounded he could barely speak. Finally he found

his voice and blurted out, "If I’d had any idea what you were doing, I would

have had sex only with you."….

That’s when she shot him.

You know, men just don’t know when to keep their mouths shut…!!!!

Follow us on [TWITTER],[GOOGLE+] and [FACEBOOK]

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>