Learn to shut up
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for R200,00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused
state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than
30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was
going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another job.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than
thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly R1 million.
Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
worth over R2 million. She explained that she had ‘charged’
him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments.
The husband was so astounded he could barely speak. Finally he found
his voice and blurted out, "If I’d had any idea what you were doing, I would
have had sex only with you."….
That’s when she shot him.
You know, men just don’t know when to keep their mouths shut…!!!!