Mom, what's sex? lol
A young girl of 12 gets up in the middle of the night for a glass of water.
Hearing muffled noises coming from her parents room, she quietly peeks her head in. She’s been very curious about sex, and thinks that that must be what her parents are doing….
She soundlessly returns to bed and resolves to ask her mother about it in the morning.
At breakfast she asks her mother, “Mommy, what’s sex? ” Sex happens when a man and woman get married,” her mother replies. “The man puts his penis into the woman’s vagina and they make a baby.” The little girl thinks for a minute and says, “Mommy, last night I saw you with Daddy’s penis in your mouth! What do you get when you do that?” Her mother smiles and says, “Jewellery!”