TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS
June 16th, 2011 Go to comments
- Statement: "I’m a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I’m poor." - Statement: "You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me." - Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it." - Statement: "She’s kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn’t kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary." - Statement: "I don’t know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won’t sleep with me." - Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I’m insecure about my manhood." - Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?" - Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I’ve done something stupid and you might find out." - Statement: "Do you ‘really’ love me?"
True Meaning: "I’ve done something stupid and you’re going to find out sooner or later." - Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I’ve done something really stupid and someone’s on their way to tell you by now." - Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested." - Statement: "I’ve been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You’re not as attractive as when I was drunk." - Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You’re ugly." - Statement: "I’ve learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"