A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I’m divorcing Jeff!
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex, my vagina is now the size of a R5 coin
when it used to be about the size of a 10 cent piece.
"Her mother says, "You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you
live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get R15000 a week
allowance, you take 6 holidays a year and you want to throw all that away over R4.90?