27 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women.
1. You can enjoy a beer all month.
2. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
3.A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
4. Alcohol never has a headache.
5. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
6. You can share a beer with your friends.
7. A beer is always wet.
8. A beer doesn’t care when you come.
9. Beer always comes in multiples of six.
10. When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
11. Beer looks the same in the morning.
12. Beer doesn’t worry about someone walking in.
13. Beer doesn’t have a mother.
14. Beer doesn’t go crazy once a month.
15.Beer is never overweight.
17. Beer never asks you to change the station.
18. Beer doesn’t make you go shopping.
19. Beer NEVER says no.
20. A beer won’t make you go to church.
21. A beer won’t raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the
toilet seat up.
22. A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
23. A beer never fishes for compliments.
24. A beer won’t make you pick up some tampons when you go to the
25. A beer will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie.
26. A beer won’t make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that
tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
27. When you’re through with a beer, the thought of another beer
doesn’t make you ill.