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A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talking about life!

July 18th, 2011 Go to comments

The cucumber said, ‘when I get big and hard, they chop me up and toss me
in a salad!’
The pickle says, ‘you got it easy mate! When I get big and hard, they
chop me up and drown me in vinegar!’
The penis says, ‘lads, that’s nothing compared to what I go through when
I get big and hard! They put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a
small, warm, damp cave and bang my head against a wall until I throw up
and faint!’

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