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Who said Engineers cannot charm ladies?

July 19th, 2011 Go to comments

            Who said Engineers cannot charm ladies?
    Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
Trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
    Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of
a particular Magnitude  from your eyes at a deviation of theta  radians
made a tangent to my heart,  my heart differentiated.
    My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which
only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The  tangent
of my love for you extends to infinity.
    I promise that I  should not resolve you into partial fractions
but if I do so,  you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero
to infinity.
    You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
    The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
    My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10
at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart
would be like  a solved polynomial of degree 10.
    With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and
minima, of an unknown function.
    You make my heart pump like a Turbo diesel engine.

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