I am very happy to inform you that I have had feelings for you since on Monday, 9th of March 2009. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 6th of March 2009 at 19h00, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and, depending on our compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes, leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However, I am broad-minded enough to be taken care of on your expense account. I request that you kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer will be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy if you could forward this letter to your sister if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
The man in love