You will never win with South African cops if they want a bribe, A Pastor was driving at around 2.00am alone in his car and got to a checkpoint. The obviously soaked policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.
The policeman had nothing to ask again,in order to charge him, guess what the police man said; "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the night, if you happen to get an accident now, who is going to tell your people?"
The startled Pastor replied: I’m not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Raphael, Angel Michael and five angels are with me here.
The police man said: "I then charge you for overload!