Three pastors
"I can do all things through Jesus Christ who strengthens me"
Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing
after a busy Sunday.
They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the
time and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with little
response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others. He said "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses".
They all agreed to this.
1. This pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The people
in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little
by little but now I take a big chunk. I can’t stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"!
2. Another pastor said "brothers your sins are better
than mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including
married women. As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they
will kill me!"
3. The last pastor’s feet were shaking as they were
talking. They thought he had a big story to
tell. He stood up and said "My brothers my problem is gossip! I
can’t sit anymore. I have to share your stories with other people! I
will be back!!!
The other pastors fainted!!!