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Trust your partner -
A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got
a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need
for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
so he took his Batman costume (mask) and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain, and, as it was still early,
decided to go to the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her
costume was, she thought she would have some fun by
watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
not with him
She put on a Goldilocks costume (mask). So she joined
the party and soon spotted her husband enjoying
himself on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
woman he cuddled and occasionally giving a little kiss
here and there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive
woman herself, his husband left his new partner
devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he
wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After some more drinking he finally whispered a little
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they
went to one of the cars and had quick s3x in the back
She slipped away before unmasking herself or her
husband and went home and put her costume (mask) away
and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she
asked what kind of time he had.
“Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time when you’re not there. ”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”
He replied, “I tell you, I never even danced one
dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and
some other guys, so we went into the spare room and
played darts all evening.”
“You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman
costume playing darts all night!” She said with
To which the husband replied, “Actually, I gave my
Batman costume to your Dad who seemed to have had a
jolly good time on the dance floor. Am told that he
was seen by Frank taking a prostitute in a Goldilocks
outfit out for a few minutes. Don’t ask me what they
did; you know your dad still wants to behave like a
You do if you were her.