The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
October 29th, 2011 Go to comments
The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.”
The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.”
The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?”
The Hairdresser – who asks her “do you want it teased or blown?”
The Interior Designer – who tells her “once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it!”
The Banker – who insists to her “if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose
interest!”
The Primal Hunter – who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots
twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her “Keep quiet and
lie still!”