A Wife’s Special Birthday Present
Jim’s wife decides to take him to their local strip club for his birthday for a bit of fun.
They arrive at the door of the club and the bouncer says: "Hey Jim, how’s it going?"
"Friends of yours?",
the wife asks. "We play cricket together", Jim replies. When
they get inside, the barmen sees Jim and says: "Jim, my man!!!" The wife looks at Jim puzzled. "Another friend?" "He is in the dart club with me darling", Jim replies.
They sit down at a table and a stripper walks up to Jim and asks: "The same again
tonight Jim?" Jim’s wife is now furious and grabs him by the collar and pulls him out
of the club. She calls for a taxi and they both get in.
The taxi driver turns around and
says: "Oh, I see you’ve got an ugly one this time Jim. Same hotel?"