Angry wife to her husband
An angry wife to her husband on the phone: Where the hell are you
Husband: Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the
Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have
money that time and said Baby it’ll be yours one day.
Wife, with a smile blushing: Yeah I remember that my Love.
Husband: I’m in the Pub next to that shop!