English in Kenya
November 18th, 2011 Go to comments
If you attended primary and high school in Kenya, you will relate to these English, enjoy………….
From a Nyeri High School grammar teacher:
“The girl goes to school, goesn’t she?”
From a Kirinyaga High School teacher:
“Both of you three, come here!”
An irate Nanyuki High School teacher to a student:
“Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your mother and both your
parents!”
On seeing twins enter his office, the assistant director at a certain
S.S.S.S (serious senior secondary school) said:”You look together; are
you twice?“
Now you have a good weekend yourself…goodn’t you??!!