English in Kenya

If you attended primary and high school in Kenya, you will relate to these English, enjoy………….

From a Nyeri High School grammar teacher:

“The girl goes to school, goesn’t she?”

From a Kirinyaga High School teacher:
Both of you three, come here!”

An irate Nanyuki High School teacher to a student:
“Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your mother and both your
parents!”

On seeing twins enter his office, the assistant director at a certain
S.S.S.S (serious senior secondary school) said:”
You look together; are
you twice?

Now you have a good weekend yourself…goodn’t you??!!

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