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What do you expect from such simple creatures?

• You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
• Her Wedding dress – $5000. Your Tux rental – $100.
• People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
• The occasional well-rendered belch (or fart)is practically expected.
• New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one small suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he/she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original colour.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• Your belly usually hides your big hips.
• One wallet and one colour for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

No wonder men are happier.