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My New Neighbour

January 20th, 2012 Go to comments

She’s single…
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my family room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door…
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?”
I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!”

Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”
MAN… IT’S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!

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  1. wow
    January 20th, 2012 at 12:12 | #1

    thats how it goes

  1. January 23rd, 2012 at 01:21 | #1

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