Why Women Really Wear Thongs, Trust Me
Some of my male friends were asking me today why women still wear thongs. I thought I’d just clear the air on this one.
Their guesses were along the lines of women wanting to be super-duper sexy for men. Some women will say it’s because it’s more comfortable or because it keeps them from having panty lines. Though these are true and good reasons, there is a bigger benefit.
Wearing a thong makes farts perfectly silent. I’m not kidding. Creates a barrier between the cheeks that prevents that slapping sound. It does nothing for the smell, of course, but I’ve been getting away with public farts for years. So while you men have to pray for the best and rip one, we toot in confidence. Sorry to taint your idea of the perfect grace that women supposedly have, but hey, the truth is the truth.