Husband and Wife
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime ! Wife: No darling, it means – With Idiot For Ever
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I’d be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one every day.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you, so he can have his rest and peace.
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Husband: A lovely Push…!