Q: What’s the difference between Batman and a black man?
A: Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and an Italian woman?
A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish.
Q: What’s the difference between white and black fairy tales?
A: White fairy tales start with, "Once upon a time…"
Black fairy tales start with, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain’t gonna
believe this shit!"
Q: Why did the Puerto Rican trade his wife for a garbage can?
A: Because the garbage can had a smaller hole, and it smelled better.
Q: Why do Mexicans have a nose?
A: So they’ll have something to pick during the off season.
Q: What do you get when you cross two black people?
A: Your ass kicked.
Q: What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips.
Q: What do you throw a drowning Arab?
A: His wives and kids!
Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
A: No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides
Q: What did they have in Zimbabwe before candlelight?