Collection of ethnic jokes

Q: What’s the difference between Batman and a black man?
A: Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and an Italian woman?
A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish.

Q: What’s the difference between white and black fairy tales?
A: White fairy tales start with, "Once upon a time…"
Black fairy tales start with, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain’t gonna
believe this shit!"

Q: Why did the Puerto Rican trade his wife for a garbage can?
A: Because the garbage can had a smaller hole, and it smelled better.

Q: Why do Mexicans have a nose?
A: So they’ll have something to pick during the off season.

Q: What do you get when you cross two black people?
A: Your ass kicked.

Q: What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips.

Q: What do you throw a drowning Arab?
A: His wives and kids!

Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
A: No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides

Q: What did they have in Zimbabwe before candlelight?
A: Electricity…

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