The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their only food. Taking turns, each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.
One day, one of the lawyers yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can’t believe my eyes. There’s a woman out there floating in our direction."
The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You’re
hallucinating; you’ve finally lost your mind."
But within a few minutes, up the beach floated a stunningly beautiful
woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much a ring
or earrings on her person.
The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach.
One said to the other, "We’ve been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It’s been such a long, long time. Do you think we should . well … you know … screw her?"
"Out of WHAT?" the other asked.