Funny Sex Mishaps
Has something embarrassing ever happened to you, or him while in the sack?via
Red Eye
“One day my boyfriend and I were sneaking in some early morning action and I took a moment to come up for air. Unfortunately my boyfriend also chose this moment to orgasm without warning, shooting a steady stream into my eye. I don’t know what he had been eating but it felt like someone poured lemon juice in my eye.
“It got so red that the entire day people kept asking me what was wrong because it looked as if I had been crying. After the third inquiry it took some restraint for me to not say, ‘Yes I’m fine, my boyfriend just came in my eye.’ “
Broken Bed
“ During school I would regularly travel home with my boyfriend to visit his parents. They didn’t have a guest room, so when we were there we would often sleep in his childhood bedroom, which still had his old twin bed in it. One day we had the house to ourselves so we decided to get busy in the aforementioned twin bed; the bed however had other ideas.
The wooden planks that supported the mattress gave out and suddenly we and the mattress were on the floor. Not wanting to deal with it at the time we closed the door to his bedroom and went about our day. His parents, however, must have decided to go into the room while we were gone because when we returned the bed was repaired and perfectly made. Can you say awkward?”
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