They say these are facts
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is
Signboard outside a prostitute’s house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy…
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position
with different women.
Why is $ex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today… tomorrow you’ll have
to do it again…
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% gurls have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you
pull down the PANTY….. it is SHOWTIME!
Best of all.
My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in
Paradise . Why?
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple