Help Me! Help Me!
Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes.
“Help me! Help me!” she screamed. “I’m being robbed!”
“You ain’t being robbed” her attacker interrupted. “You’re being s*crewed!”
The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. “If you’re s*crewing me with that,” she fumed, “I am being robbed!”