One of the hottest women on the planet, SueLyn Medeiros, plans to sue the website that published the sex tape she made with her boyfriend. Medeiros claims that the video was jacked from her computer without her permission.
- Rule 1 : Life is not fair – get used to it!
- Rule 2 : The world doesn’t care about your self-esteem.
- The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
- Rule 3 : You will NOT make R600 000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a CEO with a car phone until you earn both.
- Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
- Rule 5 : Working at KFC is not beneath your dignity. It is an opportunity.
After a long enjoyable night of making love to his lady, this guy
notices a photo of another man on her cabinet next to the bed.
He begins to worry. " Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
" No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
" Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
" No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ears.
" Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
" No, no, no!!!" she answers.
" Well then, who in the hell is he?" he demands.
" That’s me before the surgery".