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Rapper, Too Short, squashed rumors that he was dead today. Rumors were circulating all of the internet that the rapper died of a heart attack today, but Too Short took to Twitter today posting: “Stop calling my phone. I’m not dead. Been in the lab working on my 19th album.”
After a long enjoyable night of making love to his lady, this guy
notices a photo of another man on her cabinet next to the bed.
He begins to worry. " Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
" No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
" Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
" No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ears.
" Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
" No, no, no!!!" she answers.
" Well then, who in the hell is he?" he demands.
" That’s me before the surgery".
Reason given by a lady for been absent for work…
“My husband took an overdose of Viagra and i couldn’t leave him with the maid”
Dean McDermott posted a seemingly innocuous picture of four-year-old son Liam on his Twitter last night without realizing that wife Tori Spelling was topless in the background. The Daily Mail says:
In the playful photograph… Tori looked to be reclining in bed while her boys larked around.
The picture was taken down from the reality TV star’s Twitter page this morning after he realized the blunder.
I started hunting around to see if I could find an uncensored version of the photo.Hit the jump to see the pic.
Back in September, after his third arrest in only a few weeks, Matt Hardy was ordered to complete rehab court-ordered rehab or be faced with being put in jail with a $1 million bond. With about a month left to go, Matt has been kicked out of rehab.