Things You Wont Learn At School

    • Rule  1 :  Life is  not fair – get used to it!
    • Rule  2 : The world  doesn’t care about your  self-esteem.
    • The world  will expect you to accomplish  something BEFORE you  feel good about    yourself.
    • Rule  3 :  You will  NOT make R600 000 a year right out of high  school. You won’t  be a CEO with a car phone until you earn both.
    • Rule  4 :  If you  think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a  boss.
    • Rule  5 : Working at KFC is not beneath your  dignity. It is an opportunity.

    Contine reading

    The Boyfriend

    After a long enjoyable night of making love to his lady, this guy
    notices a photo of another man on her cabinet next to the bed.

    He begins to worry. " Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.

    " No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

    " Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

    " No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ears.

    " Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be

    " No, no, no!!!" she answers.

    " Well then, who in the hell is he?" he demands.

    " That’s me before the surgery".