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Things You Wont Learn At School

November 24th, 2011 1 comment
    • Rule  1 :  Life is  not fair – get used to it!
    • Rule  2 : The world  doesn’t care about your  self-esteem.
    • The world  will expect you to accomplish  something BEFORE you  feel good about    yourself.
    • Rule  3 :  You will  NOT make R600 000 a year right out of high  school. You won’t  be a CEO with a car phone until you earn both.
    • Rule  4 :  If you  think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a  boss.
    • Rule  5 : Working at KFC is not beneath your  dignity. It is an opportunity.

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    Categories: Humor

    New York… The effect of global warming,…..

    November 24th, 2011 No comments

    Want to know the real effect of Global Warming on New york, America ?…. Here is the the true result of the Global Warming – Very funny!

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    Categories: Pictures

    Rapper Too Short: I’m Not Dead,Dammit

    November 23rd, 2011 No comments

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    Rapper, Too Short, squashed rumors that he was dead today.  Rumors were circulating all of the internet that the rapper died of a heart attack today, but Too Short took to Twitter today posting: “Stop calling my phone. I’m not dead. Been in the lab working on my 19th album.”

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    Categories: News

    The Boyfriend

    November 23rd, 2011 No comments

    After a long enjoyable night of making love to his lady, this guy
    notices a photo of another man on her cabinet next to the bed.

    He begins to worry. " Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.

    " No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

    " Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

    " No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ears.

    " Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
    reassured.

    " No, no, no!!!" she answers.

    " Well then, who in the hell is he?" he demands.

    " That’s me before the surgery".

    Categories: Humor

    This month camel toe

    November 23rd, 2011 No comments

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    Categories: Comics, Pictures, women

    Titty Tuesday!

    November 22nd, 2011 No comments
    Categories: Hot Girls

    Today’s Quickie

    November 22nd, 2011 No comments

    Reason given by a lady for been absent for work…

    “My husband took an overdose of Viagra and i couldn’t leave him with the maid”

    Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, women

    Tori Spelling’s Husband Accidentally Tweets Photo Of Her Boobs(NSFW)

    November 22nd, 2011 No comments

    Dean McDermott posted a seemingly innocuous picture of four-year-old son Liam on his Twitter last night without realizing that wife Tori Spelling was topless in the background. The Daily Mail says:

    In the playful photograph… Tori looked to be reclining in bed while her boys larked around.

    The picture was taken down from the reality TV star’s Twitter page this morning after he realized the blunder.

    I started hunting around to see if I could find an uncensored version of the photo.Hit the jump to see the pic.

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    Categories: News, NSFW

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