HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend !
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If you attended primary and high school in Kenya, you will relate to these English, enjoy………….
From a Nyeri High School grammar teacher:
“The girl goes to school, goesn’t she?”