Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1. Unless you’re Danica Patrick, we’d rather drive.

2. When we’re watching sports with other people in the room, DO NOT hold our hand or make playful chat, even during commercials.

3. Just because we talk to you online more than on the phone does not mean that we don’t care, it just means that we prefer listening to music.

4. We like when you cook for us, but if your baked ziti tastes like spoiled cabbage, we’d prefer take-out.

5. You like when we call and ask you out for dinner and pay for you, right? Well yea, we’d like it once in a while too.

6. If a guy is not completely honest with you about his feelings, he doesn’t trust you with them.

7. Shaving down there for you is not an option, it is a requirement.

8. GO TO THE GYM. Girls in tight workout clothes are hot; the overweight girl in loose sweats on the Hip Abductor machine is not.

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30 & Single? Just Marry Yourself!

Thirty-year-old Wei-yih Chen, an office worker from Taipei, was uninspired by the men she had met from whom she would have picked a marriage partner.

Succumbing to social pressure, she decided to get married, but to herself, without a groom!

She posed for a set of photos in a flowing white dress, hired a wedding planner and rented a banquet hall for a marriage celebration with 30 friends. She even paid for a solo honeymoon to Australia!

“Age thirty is a prime period for me. My work and experience are in good shape, but I haven’t found a partner, so what can I do? It’s not that I’m anti-marriage. I just hope that I can express a different idea within the bounds of a tradition,” said Chen.

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Angry wife to her husband

An angry wife to her husband on the phone:  Where the hell are you

Husband: Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the

Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have

money that time and said Baby it’ll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: Yeah I remember that my Love.

Husband: I’m in the Pub next to that shop!