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English in Kenya

November 18th, 2011 No comments

If you attended primary and high school in Kenya, you will relate to these English, enjoy………….

From a Nyeri High School grammar teacher:

“The girl goes to school, goesn’t she?”

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Categories: Humor

Would You Cheat On Them?

November 18th, 2011 No comments
Categories: Hot Girls, Models, NSFW, Pictures

Reporter Signs Off In A Very Unique Way

November 17th, 2011 No comments

This lady doesn’t give a hoot.

 

Categories: Videos

Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

November 17th, 2011 4 comments

1. Unless you’re Danica Patrick, we’d rather drive.

2. When we’re watching sports with other people in the room, DO NOT hold our hand or make playful chat, even during commercials.

3. Just because we talk to you online more than on the phone does not mean that we don’t care, it just means that we prefer listening to music.

4. We like when you cook for us, but if your baked ziti tastes like spoiled cabbage, we’d prefer take-out.

5. You like when we call and ask you out for dinner and pay for you, right? Well yea, we’d like it once in a while too.

6. If a guy is not completely honest with you about his feelings, he doesn’t trust you with them.

7. Shaving down there for you is not an option, it is a requirement.

8. GO TO THE GYM. Girls in tight workout clothes are hot; the overweight girl in loose sweats on the Hip Abductor machine is not.

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Categories: Humor

Woman On Cell Phone During Marriage Vows

November 17th, 2011 No comments

Woman pulls her cell phone out and types a message as her fiance watches awkwardly and listens to the marriage vows

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Categories: News, Videos

30 & Single? Just Marry Yourself!

November 16th, 2011 No comments

Thirty-year-old Wei-yih Chen, an office worker from Taipei, was uninspired by the men she had met from whom she would have picked a marriage partner.

Succumbing to social pressure, she decided to get married, but to herself, without a groom!

She posed for a set of photos in a flowing white dress, hired a wedding planner and rented a banquet hall for a marriage celebration with 30 friends. She even paid for a solo honeymoon to Australia!

“Age thirty is a prime period for me. My work and experience are in good shape, but I haven’t found a partner, so what can I do? It’s not that I’m anti-marriage. I just hope that I can express a different idea within the bounds of a tradition,” said Chen.

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Categories: blogs, News

Today’s Quickie

November 16th, 2011 No comments

Teacher:i killed a man. who can say this in future tense?

student : (answer) you will go to jail.

Categories: Humor

Angry wife to her husband

November 16th, 2011 No comments

An angry wife to her husband on the phone:  Where the hell are you

Husband: Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the

Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have

money that time and said Baby it’ll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: Yeah I remember that my Love.

Husband: I’m in the Pub next to that shop!

Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, women

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