Thirty-year-old Wei-yih Chen, an office worker from Taipei, was uninspired by the men she had met from whom she would have picked a marriage partner.
Succumbing to social pressure, she decided to get married, but to herself, without a groom!
She posed for a set of photos in a flowing white dress, hired a wedding planner and rented a banquet hall for a marriage celebration with 30 friends. She even paid for a solo honeymoon to Australia!
“Age thirty is a prime period for me. My work and experience are in good shape, but I haven’t found a partner, so what can I do? It’s not that I’m anti-marriage. I just hope that I can express a different idea within the bounds of a tradition,” said Chen.
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Teacher:i killed a man. who can say this in future tense?
student : (answer) you will go to jail.
An angry wife to her husband on the phone: Where the hell are you
Husband: Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the
Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have
money that time and said Baby it’ll be yours one day.
Wife, with a smile blushing: Yeah I remember that my Love.
Husband: I’m in the Pub next to that shop!
MR MONKEY
Mr Monkey is only married on paper but in reality he is still a bachelor. He married because of some family pressures, maybe impregnating the girl out of wedlock. Monkey is not responsible, he doesn’t realize he is now a man and has a wife and child (ren) to look after. He still hangs around with his bachelor friends. They go out, braai, drink and be merry with young girls and his car pumps out loud music, it’s actually a mobile disco. His house is like a lodge to him, he only comes home to sleep. He sleeps out once in a while and has his friends to testify to his wife that he slept at their place after drink or when the car had broken down. He is really a nuisance to the family.
MR LION
He is very violent and is always boiling like acid and suffers from mood swings. His home is run through intimidation and dictatorship. There are strict rules and regulations for the wife and children and whoever breaks these is thoroughly beaten. His home is run like a high school. There are strict meal times and heavy padlocks at Read more…
If you’re going to be there a while might as well enjoy it.
