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Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

November 17th, 2011 4 comments

1. Unless you’re Danica Patrick, we’d rather drive.

2. When we’re watching sports with other people in the room, DO NOT hold our hand or make playful chat, even during commercials.

3. Just because we talk to you online more than on the phone does not mean that we don’t care, it just means that we prefer listening to music.

4. We like when you cook for us, but if your baked ziti tastes like spoiled cabbage, we’d prefer take-out.

5. You like when we call and ask you out for dinner and pay for you, right? Well yea, we’d like it once in a while too.

6. If a guy is not completely honest with you about his feelings, he doesn’t trust you with them.

7. Shaving down there for you is not an option, it is a requirement.

8. GO TO THE GYM. Girls in tight workout clothes are hot; the overweight girl in loose sweats on the Hip Abductor machine is not.

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Categories: Humor

Woman On Cell Phone During Marriage Vows

November 17th, 2011 No comments

Woman pulls her cell phone out and types a message as her fiance watches awkwardly and listens to the marriage vows

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Categories: News, Videos

30 & Single? Just Marry Yourself!

November 16th, 2011 No comments

Thirty-year-old Wei-yih Chen, an office worker from Taipei, was uninspired by the men she had met from whom she would have picked a marriage partner.

Succumbing to social pressure, she decided to get married, but to herself, without a groom!

She posed for a set of photos in a flowing white dress, hired a wedding planner and rented a banquet hall for a marriage celebration with 30 friends. She even paid for a solo honeymoon to Australia!

“Age thirty is a prime period for me. My work and experience are in good shape, but I haven’t found a partner, so what can I do? It’s not that I’m anti-marriage. I just hope that I can express a different idea within the bounds of a tradition,” said Chen.

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Categories: blogs, News

Today’s Quickie

November 16th, 2011 No comments

Teacher:i killed a man. who can say this in future tense?

student : (answer) you will go to jail.

Categories: Humor

Angry wife to her husband

November 16th, 2011 No comments

An angry wife to her husband on the phone:  Where the hell are you

Husband: Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the

Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have

money that time and said Baby it’ll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: Yeah I remember that my Love.

Husband: I’m in the Pub next to that shop!

Categories: Humor, Men Jokes, women

Titty Tuesday!

November 15th, 2011 No comments
Categories: Hot Girls, Models, Pictures

Types of husbands

November 15th, 2011 No comments

MR MONKEY

Mr Monkey is only married on paper but in reality he is still a bachelor.  He married because of some family pressures, maybe impregnating the girl out of wedlock.  Monkey is not responsible, he doesn’t realize he is now a man and has a wife and child (ren) to look after.  He still hangs around with his bachelor friends.  They go out, braai, drink and be merry with young girls and his car pumps out loud music, it’s actually a mobile disco.  His house is like a lodge to him, he only comes home to sleep.  He sleeps out once in a while and has his friends to testify to his wife that he slept at their place after drink or when the car had broken down.  He is really a nuisance to the family.

MR LION

He is very violent and is always boiling like acid and suffers from mood swings.  His home is run through intimidation and dictatorship.  There are strict rules and regulations for the wife and children and whoever breaks these is thoroughly beaten.  His home is run like a high school.   There are strict meal times and heavy padlocks at Read more…

Categories: Humor

How ……. Is no one tackling this??

November 15th, 2011 No comments

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Categories: Pictures

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