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A Brazilian woman who is trying to raise funds for her village has sold her virginity online for $780,000. The 20-year-old phys-ed student will be deflowered by a Japanese businessman. She argues that she is not a prostitute as she will only do this once.

This, according to ninemsn:

A Brazilian woman has sold her virginity for $780,000 in an online auction organised by a Melbourne filmmaker.

Catarina Migliorini, a 20-year-old physical exercise student, had volunteered to sell her virginity as part of a documentary by Justin Sisely.

Last night the auction was reportedly finalised with a Japanese man, identified only by the name Natsu, agreeing to pay $780,000. Read more…

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A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, ‘Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..’

The man was astonished and asked, ‘So what do I do with these?’

The doctor replied, ‘Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’, you hit her head with the shovel.’…. .

How much is the full chicken if I bring my own chicken?