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Trust your partner  –
A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got
a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need
for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

so he took his Batman costume (mask) and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain, and, as it was still early,
decided to go to the party.

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Real friend test!

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. Contine reading