Cheating Problem!!!!

Wife was sure that her husband was cheating on her with the maid so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend & didn’t tell the husband. That night when they went to bed the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach, & went to the bathroom. The wife promptly went into the maid’s bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, He wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her… When he finished & still panting, the wife said: You didn’t expect to find me in this bed, did you? & switched on the light… No madam, Said the gardener …

Dirty mind test

A doctor has some urgent matter coming up.
He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him
“Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon,
we don’t want to close the clinic,
can you take care of our patients ?”

“Yes, sir……” answers Kapal.

The doctor returns the next day and asks:
“So Kapal, how did it go ?”

Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients.
“The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADO.”

“Nice one Kapal, and the second one?” asks the doctor.

“The second one had fever and I gave him PANADO, sir” says Kapal

” Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?” asks the doctor. Contine reading