A man forget to zip up his trouser so a lady tells him ”you left your GARAGE open” the man gives her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks ” did you see my BLACK JEEP parked inside? The woman smiles back and say….” nooo just a ” mini cooper ” with two FLAT TYRES
10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions!
9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"
Broadcaster TV4, owned by a company that also runs movie channels screening porn at night, said the screens in the newsroom are connected to company computers. Managing editor Andreas Haglind said: “No one was sitting there watching the film. “It is likely that a downloading process was in progress on one of the servers in the building and the film began playing by mistake. “We turned it off as soon as possible. This shouldn’t have to happen and it won’t happen again.” Read more…
The internet is abuzz with the image of a nearly naked Beyonce covering what could be GQ’s February issue. Read more…
1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile. Read more…
NOTE: This is JUST a joke. I am neither racist nor did I come up with this list. I just thought I’d post it for fun.
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1. Angel Eyes – call her this name and she’ll either think you’re lying or you’ll get some action faster than a pit bull on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll – is a class girlfriend name so call her this all you want even if she is the kind who will out chug you in beer and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt – is one of those names you never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug – is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.
5. Cutie Pie – is another classic that will not get you in trouble. Read more…