Statement: I’m a Romantic Guy
True meaning: I’m poor
Statement: You’re the only girl, I’ve ever cared about.
True meaning: you are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.
Statement: I really want to get to know u better.
True meaning: so I can tell my friends about it
Statement: she’s kinda cute
True meaning: I wouldn’t kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary
Trouble is when your boyfriend wants you to meet his family and when you get there the older brother is your ex boyfriend.
The sister is the woman you were fighting with over a man.
1. I’m best in bed. When He Takes only 1 minutes
2. I’m single. When he has more than one girlfriend
3. I won’t tell anyone. All his friends must know what he did with you
4. I’ll never cheat on you. His saying the opposite
5. I love you. He wants you in bed there after dump you Read more…
Real Men will never force there girlfriends to have sex.
Real Men don’t sleep around with different ladies to prove that they are men enough.
Real mean respect there girlfriends and preserve there virginity till the wedding night.
Real men fear God and follow his ways
Whenever a guy tells a woman that she looks “sexy”, he’s already had sex with her in his mind.
5000 MEN WERE SURVEYED AS TO WHY THEY LIKE TO RECEIVE ORAL SEX.
- 1% LIKED THE WARMTH,
- 2% LIKED THE SENSATION,
- 3% LIKED THE EROTICISM,
- 94% JUST LIKED THE PEACE & QUIET.
Women seem to wear skirts that are just too short when they buy groceries. And their cars are pretty clean and high up. Hmm…