Guess how many lovers we’ve had?

The average British woman sleeps with 6.9 lovers during her lifetime, according to a new survey.

But statistics rarely tell the whole story. While some women believe that more than one lover is too many, there are others seemingly happy to change partners as frequently as their handbags.

I never ask girls how many guys they’ve been with. I rather not know so my virgin princess image of her is not disturbed, but unfortunately it’s not that hard to put together an estimate based on what I already know about her. For example:

Did she have a long-term relationship longer than 2 years? –10 notches
Is she an engineer or computer programmer? –5 notches
Does she own a Coach bag? +5 notches Contine reading

Perfect Responses For When Someone Says ‘F*ck You’

  1. “Not if I fuck you first.””
  2. “Fuck yourself—you’ll get more pussy.””
  3. “I would die laughing and you would die trying.””
  4. “You suck your mom’s dick with that mouth?””
  5. “Well, if you insist…””
  6. “Can I at least get a kiss first?””
  7. “I would, but I have standards.””
  8. “Don’t threaten me with a good time.””
  9. “Get on your knees and warm me up first.””
  10. “Oh. yeah? Well, unfuck you!””
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Romantic Ways to Describe a Girl

When was the last time you said something special about your girl? After one passes through the initial days of dating, partners quickly run out of romantic ways to describe each other. Married couples too, become busy with the daily business of living and forget how a few romantic words of praise could fire up the dimming embers of love. Here are few suggestions to warm your partner’s heart with some of the most romantic ways to describe your girl.

    1. “God must’ve been showing off when He created you”This line offers a casual and yet clever way of appreciating your lover. If your girl is looking particularly attractive one evening, the words can be highly appropriate.  Or you can even weave it in an ordinary conversation as a natural way of praising your lover. It is fun and flirty and best of all, sure to leave your partner glowing with pleasure.
    2. A romantic quoteLook for a romantic quote and say it an appropriate occasion. The following words from the film Don Juan DeMarco plumbs the deepest levels of intense love that any man can feel for a woman.”Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end.”However if you want something simpler but equally poetic, how about Robert Burns’ well-known poem, “ O My love is like a red red rose/That’s newly sprung in June/O my Love is like the melody/that is sweetly played in tune”. These classic quotes contain a wealth of emotion and since they have been created by some of the best poets in history, they are crafted to remarkable effect.

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    Women want flowers, men want sex

    A “Valentine’s Day Survival Guide” by dating service It’s Just Lunch has revealed that most women would pick flowers, jewelry, chocolate and even a simple card over underwear. Flowers came out top, with 43 percent of women hoping for a bouquet, while 20 percent hanker after jewelry and just 9 percent hold out for lingerie.

    Men, however, somewhat predictably listed “sex” as their number one gift, with 50 percent of guys choosing it over a weekend getaway or tickets to an event. Just 22 percent of women chose sex among their top three gift choices. Contine reading

    “What is Love?” According to Porn Stars

    Porn stars  asked the age old question of “What is Love?”, because when you are in the business of sex work, your take on love may be a lot different than someone who works an office job, or maybe your take on love, is actually more honest.
    Kleio Valentien, Nina Elle, Claudia Marie, Karla Kush, Claire Robbins, Alix Lynx, Mercedes Carrera, Riley Reid, Michael Vegas, Dahlia Sky,

    Why do women moan and groan in bed?

    A woman’s moan and groans during sexual intercourse do not always mean that you are doing good job

    The joyful sounds a woman makes for guys could either mean one is a great lover and ultimately great at sex or most commonly that one is gifted and blessed. If you know what I mean….

    Sorry to bust your bubble but the moans and screams have nothing to do with one’s junk.
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    Dangerous condom mistakes, are you making them?

    It’s not enough to just use condoms. You have to use them correctly!
    Checking for visible damage:

    Look for tears or holes and do not open the packet with your teeth or snag the condom on jewelry or fingernails.

    Checking the expiration date:

    Plain condoms last up to 5 years, while those with a spermicide up to 2 years because the latex begins to break down. Condoms kept in men’s wallets get hot from body heat, which can shorten a condom’s life expectancy. If a condom is sticky or brittle, throw it away. Contine reading