Thank you for your letter of April 25th. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your company.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
They say 90% of all Land Rovers manufactured are still on the road. The
other 10% have reached their destination.
All Land Rovers are like women – They moan on long journey’s, embarrass
you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected
once you’ve committed yourself to one.
Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket
Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for road assistance
Landy’s have the best fuel consumption of all 4×4′s.That’s because Read more…
It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church.
Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked.
The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door.
The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked “Who is it”?