Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly, then said:
"You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks: "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said:
"Oh, that’s so lovely. …. What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I’m Just Kidding…!"
His left eye is still swollen……….but the doctor has informed him that he is likely to see things much clearer in the future…
How can something so inviting and desired look so horrific when overlayed with a piece of tight fitting fabric?
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating….then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;
If u DON’T, he says u are RURAL.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover
If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OF;
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