A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband
had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it
was such a good idea.
‘Do you enjoy it?’ The doctor asked. ‘Actually, yes, I do. ”Does it hurt
you?’ he asked. ‘No. I rather like it.’ ‘Well, then,’ the doctor
continued, ‘there’s no reason that you shouldn’t practice anal sex, if that’s
what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.’
The woman was mystified. ‘What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?’ ‘Of
course you can, ‘ the doctor replied. ‘Where do you think
ugly people come from.’ ,
i know what you’re thinking but she is just looking for change.
Since every girl is different and pretty in their own way!Can this ways make girls smile?
- Tell her she is beautiful
- Hold her hand at any moment … even if its just for a second.
- Hug her from behind
- Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
- Wrestle with her
- Don’t go hang out with you ex when she is not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.
- If you’re talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.
- Write her notes or call her just to say “hi”
- Introduce her to your friends … as your girlfriend.
- Play with her hair.
- Pick her up (she loves it)
- Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it
- Make her laugh
- Let her fall asleep in your arms.
- If she’s mad at you, kiss her.
- If you care about her, then TELL HER
- Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal (she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewellery (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of her t-shirts (she’ll most likely wear it to bed) or sweatshirts sprayed with her cologne!! and flowers or something occasionally.
- Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you’re alone.
- Look her in the eyes and smile.
- Hang out with her on weekends
- Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)
- Kiss her just for the heck of it
- If your listening to music, let her listen too.
- Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it’s simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER.
- When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don’t (it’ll make her happy.)
- Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don’t care so call even if you can only talk for a minute. Girls don’t necessarily have to have hour long conversations every night but its nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.
- Give her what she wants
- Recognize the small things … they usually mean the most.
- Don’t hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she’ll feel left out.
- Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang wit your girl friend all the time
- If u care about her…SHOW her!
This TV reporter really know how to increase her show popularity… And she sure know how to look provocative… Their guests must felt really confused when they saw her.
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For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."
When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put ‘You are not getting older’ at the top,
and ‘You are just getting better’ at the bottom."
It wasn’t until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
“I demand proper manners in bed,” she declared, “just as I do at the dinner table!”
Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. “Is that better?” he asked, with a hint of a smile.
“Yes,” replied the girl, “much better.”
“Very good, darling,” the husband whispered. “Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy.”
A widow goes on her first date since her husband’s death, and afterward the two end up back at her place. Once in the bedroom, she takes off everything but her black panties.
“You can touch me anywhere else,” she says, “but down there I’m still mourning.”
“I figured as much,” says the man. He then proceeds to pull down his pants and put on a black condom. “If you don’t mind, I’d like to offer my deepest condolences.”
