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April 14th, 2014 No comments

1. Question: “Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?”
Answer: “Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash

2. Question: “Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?”
Answer: “Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion Read more…

Categories: Humor

Grins and Snickers

March 6th, 2014 No comments

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming.
Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the
check-out line pushing a cart
piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned
the woman to come forward
looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So which six items would you Read more…

Categories: Humor

A wife asks her husband

February 18th, 2014 No comments

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados." Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

Behold it is written in the book of …

February 14th, 2014 No comments

Behold it is written in the book of

Categories: Humor, women

Wasu’s girlfriend’s phone rings

February 12th, 2014 No comments

* Wasu’s girlfriend’s phone rings…
*Wasu* : Mary, your cellular gadget has
intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is
currently summoning your attention. *Mary*:
What???
*Wasu*: Your phone is ringing.
*Mary*: I am in the shower sweetie! Please
answer it for me.
*Wasu*: Hello…
* CALLER*: Can I please speak with Mary. *
Wasu*: Your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Read more…

Categories: Humor

These should be in a dictionary

February 10th, 2014 No comments

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Read more…

Categories: Humor

1 in every 3 people cheat

February 5th, 2014 No comments

Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships, I’m left wondering. . .

Is it my wife or my girlfriend that’s cheating?

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Categories: Humor, Men, women

Penis van Lesbian

January 22nd, 2014 No comments

A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and said ” want to be a movie star”.
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, “What’s your name”?
The guy said, “My name is Penis van Lesbian”.
The agent said, “Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name”. Read more…

Categories: Humor

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