I nominate Muhammad for the next suicide bomber mission
- “Not if I fuck you first.””
- “Fuck yourself—you’ll get more pussy.””
- “I would die laughing and you would die trying.””
- “You suck your mom’s dick with that mouth?””
- “Well, if you insist…””
- “Can I at least get a kiss first?””
- “I would, but I have standards.””
- “Don’t threaten me with a good time.””
- “Get on your knees and warm me up first.””
- “Oh. yeah? Well, unfuck you!””
1. The wife that wins all arguments with her
husband is not wise. The home is not a law court.
2. The wife that uses sex as a weapon in the
home – placing embargo, going to bed in jeans
shorts and trousers – lacks wisdom.
3. The wife that uses the modern trends and laws
of “women’s rights” to insult or ridicule her
husband simply makes a fool of herself. Contine reading
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.
“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”
“Probably that I married you for your money.”
Money has different names !!! In Church its called (offering), In School its (fee), In marriage it’s called (dowry), In divorce (alimony), When you owe someone its (debt ), When you pay the government (tax), In Court (fines), Civil Servant retirees (pension), Boss to workers (salary), Contine reading
A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”
David has been trapped in a room and is thinking of his escape. The room has only 2 possible exits: two doors
Through the first door is a room constructed with magnifying glasses. The hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters.