Sex is not overrated, your sex partner is just under qualified

A Special Package for Businessmen.
An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.
Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking
how the trip was.
All of them gave the same reply…”What trip?”
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1-Lack of money
2-Lack of trust
3-Lack of understanding
4-Lack of patience
5-Lack of care & love
6-Attitude
7-Doubts
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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing Read more…

1.Single and satisfied
2.Single and sleeping around
3.Single with a kid(s)
4.Single and searching
5.Married
6.Married with kids
7.Married and Searching Read more…

I love my man, that’s MY business! You may know his other girlfriends, that’s YOUR business! His friends may know who he flirts with, that’s THEIR business! Now wouldn’t it be great if we all mind OUR business???

BOY : I want us to be in a relationship.
GIRL : Its okay but under one condition
BOY : Which one ?
GIRL : No sex coz am preserving it for my future husband.
BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition
GIRL : Which one ?
BOY : No using of my money coz am preseving it for my future wife!