Perfect Responses For When Someone Says ‘F*ck You’

  1. “Not if I fuck you first.””
  2. “Fuck yourself—you’ll get more pussy.””
  3. “I would die laughing and you would die trying.””
  4. “You suck your mom’s dick with that mouth?””
  5. “Well, if you insist…””
  6. “Can I at least get a kiss first?””
  7. “I would, but I have standards.””
  8. “Don’t threaten me with a good time.””
  9. “Get on your knees and warm me up first.””
  10. “Oh. yeah? Well, unfuck you!””
  11. Contine reading

For the singles and married

1. The wife that wins all arguments with her
husband is not wise. The home is not a law court.
2. The wife that uses sex as a weapon in the
home – placing embargo, going to bed in jeans
shorts and trousers – lacks wisdom.
3. The wife that uses the modern trends and laws
of “women’s rights” to insult or ridicule her
husband simply makes a fool of herself. Contine reading

What will the neighbors think?

Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.

“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”

“Probably that I married you for your money.”

The best part of her body

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”

Contine reading