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For the singles and married

January 12th, 2015 No comments

1. The wife that wins all arguments with her
husband is not wise. The home is not a law court.
2. The wife that uses sex as a weapon in the
home – placing embargo, going to bed in jeans
shorts and trousers – lacks wisdom.
3. The wife that uses the modern trends and laws
of “women’s rights” to insult or ridicule her
husband simply makes a fool of herself. Read more…

Categories: Humor, Men, women

What will the neighbors think?

January 5th, 2015 No comments

Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.

“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”

“Probably that I married you for your money.”

Categories: Humor

Monday over and done!

December 8th, 2014 No comments

tough

Categories: Animal, Humor

Money has different names !!!

November 19th, 2014 No comments

Money has different names !!! In Church its called (offering), In School its (fee), In marriage it’s called (dowry), In divorce (alimony), When you owe someone its (debt ), When you pay the government (tax), In Court (fines), Civil Servant retirees (pension), Boss to workers (salary), Read more…

Categories: Humor

The best part of her body

November 10th, 2014 No comments

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”

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Categories: Humor

How does David escape?

October 13th, 2014 No comments

David has been trapped in a room and is thinking of his escape. The room has only 2 possible exits: two doors

Through the first door is a room constructed with magnifying glasses. The hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters.

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Categories: Humor

Top 10 Lies Guys And Girls Tell

September 18th, 2014 No comments

GUYS::
1. I’m best in bed. When He Takes only 1 minutes
2. I’m single. When he has more than one girlfriend
3. I won’t tell anyone. All his friends must know what he did with you
4. I’ll never cheat on you. His saying the opposite
5. I love you. He wants you in bed there after dump you Read more…

Categories: Advice, Humor, Men, women

Ladies that Probably Shouldn’t be Bending Over

September 11th, 2014 No comments

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Women seem to wear skirts that are just too short when they buy groceries. And their cars are pretty clean and high up. Hmm…

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Categories: Humor, Pictures

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