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Ladies that Probably Shouldn’t be Bending Over

September 11th, 2014 No comments

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Women seem to wear skirts that are just too short when they buy groceries. And their cars are pretty clean and high up. Hmm…

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Categories: Humor, Pictures

Poor wife

September 1st, 2014 No comments

My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her ….”pack your things and…”At that point ,her phone rang ,so I had to stop for her to receive the call .It was her dad .The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying .After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter ,he said :”my daughter ,I have transferred $1,000 ,000 into your account ,give your husband $500 ,000 out of it ,and you can have the other half .”After the good-byes ,the call ended ,and she turned to me :”you said I should pack my things and what ?”” Read more…

Categories: Humor

You are worth more

July 16th, 2014 No comments

You are worth more than just sex! You are worth more than just a good time.

You are worth more than morning after pills.

You are worth more than lies and deceit.

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Categories: Advice, Humor

Note to wives and girlfriends for the World Cup

June 24th, 2014 No comments

The Fifa World Cup is here. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.

1. The remote control belongs to us for the whole month.

2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or wateva during the World Cup coz we won’t go.

3. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.

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Categories: Advice, Humor

Bleach

June 11th, 2014 No comments

Bleach

Categories: Fail, Humor, Pictures

How true is this?

June 3rd, 2014 No comments

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Categories: African, Humor, Pictures

Is this true?

May 26th, 2014 No comments

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don’t check his phone (Messages)
5. Don’t bother him with his movements

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Categories: Humor

Facts for you

May 17th, 2014 No comments

1. Twitter was created in 2007, Arsenal won its last trophy in 2005.. This means no Arsenal Fan has ever tweeted about winning a trophy.
2. Thursday is the day of the week women are most likely to have sex.
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Categories: Advice, Humor

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