1. I’m best in bed. When He Takes only 1 minutes
2. I’m single. When he has more than one girlfriend
3. I won’t tell anyone. All his friends must know what he did with you
4. I’ll never cheat on you. His saying the opposite
5. I love you. He wants you in bed there after dump you Read more…
Women seem to wear skirts that are just too short when they buy groceries. And their cars are pretty clean and high up. Hmm…
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her ….”pack your things and…”At that point ,her phone rang ,so I had to stop for her to receive the call .It was her dad .The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying .After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter ,he said :”my daughter ,I have transferred $1,000 ,000 into your account ,give your husband $500 ,000 out of it ,and you can have the other half .”After the good-byes ,the call ended ,and she turned to me :”you said I should pack my things and what ?”” Read more…
You are worth more than just sex! You are worth more than just a good time.
You are worth more than morning after pills.
You are worth more than lies and deceit.
The Fifa World Cup is here. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to us for the whole month.
2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or wateva during the World Cup coz we won’t go.
3. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.