An old couple, married for over 50 years, die within a weekof each other
and arrive in heaven at the same time.

Once the paperwork has been seen to, an angel escorts themto their new
accommodation. After living in a small terracedcottage all their lives,
the new house is like a palace. Read more…

The mother-in-law comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and
packing his suitcase. “What happened?”

“What happened? – I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my
wife saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and
guess what I found?… Read more…

Low Battery ( The caller of the year)

A french man visit Africa for a week and get himself a prostitute for whole week, he promised to pay when he leaves the country(South Africa), the day he leaves he asked her to escort him to the airport where he paid her in dollar$, when he enter the plane’s door he waved at her laughed, “La dollar la fake” and the lady waved back with smile “La kuku(pussy) la Aids”  he fainted.  don’t laugh alone just pass it to another friends

1. Do not shave off your eyebrows only to redraw them with a pencil… it makes no sense

2.  Do not put on too much make up, you end up looking like you came out of the make-up factory.

3. Do not wear a vest or sleeveless top without shaving your armpits or without a bra underneath

4. Do not leave chipped nail polish to wear off on its own, there’s a reason why they sell nail polish remover.

5. If you can’t afford good quality weaves, don’t bother.

6. Do not do artificial nails that makes you look like a drag queen, simple is always sexy.

7. See-through leggings or a top used as a dress when you are out in public is a hell-to-the-no!

8. Never do things for a man with a hope of getting something in return, expectations are dangerous. Do it because you simply want to. Read more…

A teacher said ” I wish yesterday was tomorrow because today would be sataday” Quiz: On which day did the teacher say this?

I bet 99% will fail this!!!
Here is a brain teaser

A Lawyer has a son but the son’s father is a security guard. Who is the lawyer?

One lady was suspecting her husband of sleeping with her house girl. One evening she planned to cath him and therefore she sent the housegirl to meet her parents in her native village without notifying her husband. At night she went and sleep in the housegirl’s bed room waiting to see what will hapen. After a while she heard him opening a door and with out any conversations he jump on bed and starting having sex with her.
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